Its been a while

Since my last up date I've moved house, been to hospital, had my first ever yard sale, booked a plane ticket to North America and seen Helen off to Sweden. Here's some pictures of the early part of summer.

Dad is one of those people who has a real shed (please note the remote control glider and hover craft. We never had this kind of stuff when i was a kid)


and for some reason with in that shed he has a vibrosaun. I have no idea what a vibrosaun is but it looked like the lid of it would be excellent for trapping people in a bath.... if that's what you're into.


The Dangerfield christmas party was its usual awesome self.
I got busted being bad by my boss and Brado (inventor of the holiday letterbox - it involves installing a paper shredder to your fence) got busted being awesome


The funky deck bolt got funky


So did Helen


The cool kid in the flannel and the Thrasher shirt below is Luke and Colleen's little fella. I'm an idiot which means I've forgotten his name. I'll probably be the angry old dude at the skate park telling him to piss off in a few years. I hope not.


Mafyew Wyweeeeeeeeeeeee got married to Anita. Pretty awesome wedding, although Nikeem was very disappointed that, due to weather issues, it was not held at the dolphin fountain as was originally planned. Anything that neglects the use of dolphins usually disappoints Nick.


Risky business photo shoot at Yellow Bird on the way to the wedding reception.


Something funny occurred at the reception, and, like usual, these two enjoyed the fuck out of it


Apparently Ben Michel told Matt he'd wear all white to the wedding when he was wasted one night. I'm pretty stoked that he kept his word.


Sarah, the puppet master, is having a marionette game of mortal combat against Niddy.
Niddy's marionette is using it's invisiblity power, while Sarah's marionette tries to confuse the opposition by using aggressive freestyle and popping/locking. Anita is in the back ground celebrating her earlier victory.


Kai with my board and a sweet hat/shirt combo. He's only about 5 and he's already twice as cool as most of our friends


Al is trying to stay in fashion so he got some new jeans


Unfortunately Silent Yeff went back to Canadia. I miss that $3 Aldi wine


Along with Yeff these three also moved away. End of an era. The house had bad carpet but definate good times, especially Nikeem, Scotty and me commentating CSI Miami.


I sold most of the stuff that I've been lugging around for the last 15 years for $300. It felt weird.

Shane Skillz

The future is looking bright

I'm as serious as cancer when I say that rhythm is a dancer

Trafalgar Skatepark Graffitti


Jesus saves the fuck out people who dress up like psychopaths and annoy people.


err?












I gave Nick and Emily a framed copy of the picture below for their new house. Look closely and you'll see a wild flock of Hosoi's flying toward the sun set


This is an Australia version of a similar species


My Dad has a REAL shed. He also told me off for hoarding things. Should see how much useless crap he has lying around.

Snakes and Radness

I'll give Mavie one thing, he is incredibly consistent. I just got this from him, and yesterday I read an email that he'd sent to Dad that had some crap about him travelling north down a dirt road in Laos and seeing a sign that read "China - 8km"
The awesome thing about Mavie's emails are that they are usually brief and to the point so you dont have to sit through him ranting on about every detail of every little thing that has ever happened to every person that he has ever encountered.

Ready, set, Mavie...

Just spent 24hrs on a car free island.....so the first thing I did when I got off the boat was rent a shitty Chinese scooter. Got way too excited and forgot to check the brakes.... took the crest of a hill in third revin' the piss out of it.... turns out the brakes were shite and I ran straight over the middle of a 7 foot long Cobra that was trying to cross the path..... both my feet went up round my head so the bloody thing wouldn't bite me for using him as a speed bump..... yep just about shat myself... good times

A pocket full o' fat caps

Thtreet art and thkateboarding are tho thexy.
Here'th thome of the betht threet art I could find and thum other thing that I thought were thuper.










Nice caahhhh dick head



Van Halen window



Stream of consciousness graffiti and Devo






Scotty and Handrew Palmer






This guy actually won this election. All publicity is good publicity


Pretty sure this has nothing to do with skating transitions






This ATM was putting them away all night. God knows how much it spent.



Niddy fixed Brucey's tattoo












Please note the slash marks on the wrists below















In hindsight I should have done a separate blog just about knob graffitti. Here's the big one



Pis use other door? They spelled piss wrong






Bread Kelly



I cant remember who drew this. Some one awesome


I think the entertainment at Matt Riley's buck's night may have read this book






Usually Al prefers doing top to bottom whole cars but doesn't mind putting up anywhere if the opportunity arises






You cant fuck with the classics



I saw this written on the fence at Coburg skate park



Then I opened the bin to get rid of some rubbish and I found him



I bet this number plate works






Angry city punks letting their feelings known on a toilet wall



It pays to be specific if you choose to place your dating advertisement on the men's toilet wall at the Arthouse









Sometimes a picture only tells one word. This one still has 999 in the bank that it can use at a later date




John and Janette???

Who TEACHERS English over seas? I think they should be more worried about who TEACHES English right here.

A classic remastered
























ACDC dunny paper